Mr Darcy on Lizzy ”  If  however your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you.. you have bewitched me body and soul.   And I love.. I love.. I love you.  I never wished to be parted from you  from this day on”


This is the scene where Mr. Bingley was proposing  to Jane Bennett.

Jane’s reply with tears of joy was…”Yes…A thousand times yes”.


The scene where Lizzy was asking for his father’s permission to marry Mr. Darcy

Lizzy:   He and I are so similar.. we’ve been so stubborn

Mr. Bennett:  You really do love him don’t you?

Lizzy:   Very much

Mr. Bennett:  I can’t believe that anyone can deserve you.  It seems I am overruled.  So, I hardly give my consent. I could have not parted with you my Lizzy to anyone less worthy.



Gigi (5 years old):  …made of dog poo

Lady:  Honey, do you know why that little boy did those things? and said those things?  It’s because he likes you

That little boy is doing those terrible things because he’s got a crush on you.

“Do you know what this means?  We are encourage, programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk, that means he likes you.”


(Girl crying)

Friend:  Here’s the problem.. he likes you too much.  You’re too pretty and too awesome.   He can’t handle it


(Girl waiting for a guy’s call)

Friend:  I find it so obvious that he likes you.  I’m sure he just lost your number.


Friend:  He’s not asking you out because he’s intimidated by your professional success.


Friend:   Trust me… it’s because he’s never had a serious relationship.


African 1:  I’m sure he just forgot your hut number

African 2:  Or was eaten by a lion

African 3:  You guys are awesome.

“Why do we say all these stuff   to each other?  Is it possible that we’re too scared and it’s too hard to say the one obvious truth that’s staring everyone in the face?…He’s just not that into you”


Gigi on a yoga class while waiting for Connor’s call.


If he’s not calling you…..

Girl:   If a guy doesn’t call me, I would like to preserve the right to call him at 15 minutes intervals until he picks up.  But you know if he looks down and sees my number, he’s gonna think I’m some kind of a psycho or somethin… which I’m not…. Obviously


If he’s not marrying you…

Lady 1:  I used to think that I have never been dumped

Lady 2:   Yeah then we started comparing notes and then we realized… what a second.

We’ve both been dumped by every man we’ve ever been with.

Lady 1:    They do it so skillfully… so sneaky, that you think it was your idea.

Lady 2:   You’re sitting back and you’re like oohh ohh it’s my idea, but why am I alone.

Lady 1:   Why am I unhappy,  why have I gained 20 pounds?   They mind trick you… so they do a soft pass.

Lady 2:   Like with all the lies they had to tell you

Lady 1:   Like I don’t wanna stand in your way.

Lady 2:   You’re perfect, it’s just I have to work on myself.

Lady 1:    I’m just thinkin of your happiness.

Lady 2:    I don’t deserve you… my favorite one.

Lady 1:    You know what I like? … I am so jealous of the guy who gets to marry you. Well that could’ve been you.  That’s what I was leaning towards.

Lady 2:   And let me tell you somethin… The second you hear that, you just run to the store.  Get your self some rhum and some ice cream, coz you have been dumped.


Mary:  I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work.. so I called him at home.  And then he emailed me to my blackberry.  And so I texted to his cell.  And then he emailed me to my home account.  And the whole thing just got out of control.

I miss the days, where you had one phone number and one answering machine.   And that answering machine has one cassette tape.  And that one cassette tape either had a message from the guy or it didn’t .  And now you just have to around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by 7 different technologies… It’s exhausting.


Gigi:  Did you forget something? (Opens the door)

Alex:  Yeah.

Gigi:   Really?  What did you forget?

Alex:  This (holding a promotional pen).

Gigi:   So you came all the way here at 11 o’clock at night to bring me back a promotional pen?

Alex:  Yah..yah.  I thought I should come up with some really great excuse to get over here.  That’s how it’s done isn’t it?

Gigi:  Sometimes.

Alex:  I can’t stop thinking about you.  I should probably drop by your place.  I call and hang up.  I’m turning into…

Gigi:   Me

Alex:  Yeah

Gigi:    A wise person once told me that if a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make it happen.  No matter what.

Alex:   That’s true

Gigi:     But when I was hurling my body onto yours, you didn’t seem to want to make it happen.

Alex:   You were right.  I’ve gotten so used to keeping myself at a safe distance from all these women  and having the power.  I didn’t know what it actually felt like when I actually fell for one of them…I didn’t know.

Gigi:     Look I just went out with your friend Bill and he might be just exactly what I need.  No drama.  He calls, he does what he says…. But you didn’t and that same wise person told me that I am the rule.  That I have to stop thinkin that every guy will change…That I have to stop thinkin that

Alex:  (kissed Gigi)

Gigi:    I am the exception

Alex:   You are my exception.


(Beth about to throw Neil’s pants)

Neil:    If you’re gonna throw them out, at least check the pockets.  Alright? So you don’t throw away some personal items.

Beth:  (Found a box inside the pants’ pockets).

Neil:   (While kneeling).  I love you so much..so much.  And I wanna make you happy.  I need to make you happy for me to even have a shot at being happy.  Will you marry me?

Beth:  Yes of course I will


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